how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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