Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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