it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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