If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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