I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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