Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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