I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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