If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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