i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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