this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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