All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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