oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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