just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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