I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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