Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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