Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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