HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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