you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Fuck appropriateness.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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