she looked like the bat from fern gully.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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