this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
it's like iHOP with fire
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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