I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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