her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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