yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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