Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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