Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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