Duck Duck Cougar?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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