Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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