How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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