anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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