I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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