Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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