fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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