Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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