You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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