Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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