Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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