HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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