Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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