I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i think my mom watched the whole time
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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