Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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