you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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