We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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