Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
do nipples grow back?
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