hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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