I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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