Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
operation have a gay friend backfired
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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