Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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