Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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