What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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