Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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