My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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