Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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