I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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