He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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