How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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