I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Found the puke drawer
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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