Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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