this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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