His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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